Unfortunately, in their infinite wisdom, the site developers have included a fancy piece of javascript that directs people to an “upgrade” page if you’re not using a browser they have selected as appropriate. It is possible to get around this, however, by typing in the full address: http://morebath.play-cricket.com/home/home.asp.

I sent them an email in June last year detailing the problem and asking if they could get it fixed. I got a nice reply from their Helpdesk, but so far they haven’t done anything about it. I still get directed to an upgrade page if I navigate anywhere.

It’s 2008. There is almost no reason for doing this. I’m also on a Mac. Why are you telling me to upgrade to Internet Explorer or Netscape?

From: Daniel Marks
Sent: Mon 6/4/2007 10:37 AM
To: Play-Cricket Helpdesk
Subject: Browser support

Please, please, please fix up (or preferably remove) the Client-side browser Check from the play-cricket website.

It’s 2007, most browsers are compatible, and it’s just a horrible way of limiting your audience to people who are using web browsers that you think will work properly.

My computer time is spent on either a Mac, or some kind of machine running Linux, and I use Opera.

You haven’t considered Opera in your script, so I get sent to a ridiculous ‘upgrade.htm’ page telling me to download the latest version of Internet Explorer or Netscape (Ha! How 1998!). Sites were doing this 10 years ago!

The silly thing is that if I go directly to a page I know about (ie, if I run Safari and then browse to my teams site, copy the address, and then paste it into Opera), it bypasses the script and everything works fine. How about just removing the script? I’m sure you’ll find that zero people (or very close to zero) have a problem viewing the site, especially if it has been designed correctly against suitable web standards (which, incidentally, it hasn’t [1], but things should still work fine).

The relevant script is this one:

// Client-side Browser Check
var agt = navigator.userAgent.toLowerCase();
var version = parseFloat(navigator.appVersion);
var is_ie = ((agt.indexOf("msie") != -1));
var is_ie3 = (is_ie && (version < 4));
var is_ie4 = (is_ie && (version == 4) && (agt.indexOf("msie 5")==-1) );
var is_ie4up = (is_ie && (version >= 4));
var is_ie5 = (is_ie && (version == 4) && (agt.indexOf("msie 5.0")!=-1) );
var is_ie5_5 = (is_ie && (version == 4) && (agt.indexOf("msie 5.5") !=-1));
var is_ie5up = (is_ie && !is_ie3 && !is_ie4);
var is_ie5_5up =(is_ie && !is_ie3 && !is_ie4 && !is_ie5);
var is_nav = ((agt.indexOf('mozilla')!=-1) && (agt.indexOf('spoofer')==-1)
        && (agt.indexOf('compatible') == -1)
        && (agt.indexOf('webtv')==-1) && (agt.indexOf('hotjava')==-1));
var is_mac = (agt.indexOf("mac")!=-1);
var is_nav6up = (is_nav && (version >= 5));
var is_nav4_5up = (is_nav && (version >= 4.5)); var is_ie4up = (is_ie && (version >= 4));

//alert("agent: "+agt+"\nversion: "+version+"\nis_ie: "+is_ie +"\nis_nav: "+is_nav+"\nis_mac: ">+is_mac+"\nis_nav4_5up: "+is_nav4_5up +"\nis_ie4up: "+is_ie4up+"\nis_ie5up: "+is_ie5up);

if ((!is_mac && is_ie4up) || (is_mac && is_ie5up) || (is_nav6up)) {
        window.top.location = "/home/home.asp";
} else {
        window.top.location = "/upgrade/upgrade.htm";
}

You should be loading /home/home.asp for everyone!

Cheers, Daniel.

[1] http://validator.w3.org/check?uri=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.play-cricket.com%2Fhome%2Fhome.asp&charset=iso-8859-1&doctype=Inline,

That whole thing could just be replaced with window.top.location = "/home/home.asp";

Who knows, maybe one day..

I’ve been using Linux for 6 or 7 years. During that time I’ve had websites hosted with a few different hosting companies, but until now I’d never had my own Linux machine (or at least slice of a machine) online somewhere that I could do anything with.

I’m going to start populating the machine soon with various websites (some moved from other hosting, a few sites Sherry and I have been working on, a webapp or two that I’m writing in Ruby on Rails), and it’s also going to be a bit of a testing ground for other development work I’m doing.

While setting everything up there were a couple of things I had to remind myself of, including working with Apache’s mod_rewrite module.

I have one domain where I own both the .com and .net. For various reasons I want to make it so that whatever people type in, they always end up at the same place. I also want the www added to the start of the domain if it’s ever missed out (I initially wanted it the other way but it looks better with the www).

This is what I was aiming for:

www.domain.net -> www.domain.net
domain.net -> www.domain.net
www.domain.com -> www.domain.net
domain.com -> www.domain.net

I got this to work by modifying my domain.net apache configuration file: /etc/apache2/sites-available/domain.net

First I setup some aliases:

ServerName  domain.net
ServerAlias www.domain.net
ServerAlias domain.com
ServerAlias www.domain.com

Next I created the Rewrite rule

RewriteEngine On
RewriteCond %{HTTP_HOST} !^www.domain.net$ [NC]
RewriteCond %{HTTP_HOST} !^www.domain.com$ [NC]
RewriteRule ^(.*)$ http://www.domain.net$1 [L,R=301]

After saving the file and restarting apache (sudo /etc/init.d/apache2 reload), everything was being directed to www.domain.net.

Let me opt-in

This morning I went to book tickets to see Ratatouille. Odeon have a reasonable website (infinitely better than their old one), and their online booking system is easy to use and lets me to choose the exact seats I want.

But just before I can click to give them my money I have to read this:

I have to work out what it says, and realise that if I don’t tick the boxes I’m going to get spammed with crap I don’t want or need.

If I’m spending money, I shouldn’t have to opt-out every time I buy tickets. It’s unnecessary. It’s frustrating. It means I’m less likely to use the online booking system in the future.

Decisions decisions 

Recently I reinstalled Windows for a friend, and in the process copied his iTunes music between machines. I gave the laptop back, but when I got home I decided that I wanted to find an application that would let him copy all the music from his iPod to the fresh iTunes install.

It was on Windows, so he couldn’t use PodWorks. I eventually found an application that looked like it might do the job.

And then I got to the order page.

That was too much of a barrier.

• I didn’t know his iPod serial number, and it was going to be too difficult to ask
• I didn’t know how many computers he had and whether he might need to do this on more than one computer
• I didn’t understand how the licenses worked, or why I was being limited to one of these two options

The “Knowledgebase” didn’t help much either.

So in the end I just gave up (it didn’t take me very long to give up) and I decided not to bother buying a license, or indeed an application, for him.

Please make it easy

So please, if you want my money, and if you’ve got me to the point where I’m about to hand it over, don’t make it hard for me to do so!

Sherry and I ordered a couple of shirts from the UK version a few months ago so we could check out the quality (obviously we were more than happy with how that turned out). However, we didn’t get anything that I could personally wear, so finally I’m going to have something else to show off my geekiness!

I went for the FOTC in Binary/Binary Solo shirt.

It took me a while to get the back of the shirt sorted (mainly because I checked it about three billion times). It reads:

After the Binary to ASCII conversion we of course end up with:

01000110 – F
01101100 – l
01101001 – i
01100111 – g
01101000 – h
01110100 – t
01101111 – o
01100110 – f
01110100 – t
01101000 – h
01100101 – e
01000011 – C
01101111 – o
01101110 – n
01100011 – c
01101000 – h
01101111 – o
01110010 – r
01100100 – d
01110011 – s

When the shirt is delivered I might even upload some action shots.

What the Folk! has come a long way since the early days. Back then, there were only a few pages, and Comic Sans was the main font! I’ve been slowly working on a new design based around WordPress to alleviate some of the pain that Sherry faces every time she updates. Dreamweaver running inside a virtual machine in Linux = teh bad. Hopefully we can make everything live sometime later this year.

For literally any information about Bret, Jemaine, the Conchords, and their other projects, What the Folk! is the place to be. The site has always been very popular. Since their television show began airing earlier in the year, the traffic to the site has increased a lot, and we get many many thousands of unique hits every day. The bandwidth used is well up in the hundreds of gigabytes every month, and for that we have to thank Lunarpages for never falling over.

Sherry had never wanted to make any money from the website, but a couple of months ago I convinced her to add some very basic Google ads so that we could recoup something for the huge amount of time and effort that we both put in to keeping the site running (well, she does most of the work. I just tinker and facilitate her work here and there when required . We also started selling some What the Folk! tshirts, which have been a HUGE success.

We pondered getting tshirts printed locally and then shipping them ourselves, but the up front cost and the lack of flexibility didn’t make this sound very appealing. Instead, we went with Spreadshirt. Spreadshirt lets you upload your own designs and put them in your own online store. They then do all the work printing and shipping the shirts, before paying you a commission (that you set) at the end. All you have to do is attract people to the store to buy them.

Spreadshirt have been excellent, and not having to worry about stock levels, and having the flexibility to quickly create and change and add and remove designs is great.

I’m not even close to a designer, and my skills with Adobe Illustrator are way down at the Zero end of the spectrum, but I did manage, with the help of a good friend (who is at the complete other end of the design spectrum to me), to complete couple of designs.

Our main tshirt is the wonderfully named “Bit of an Arty Effort Tee”, shown above in the green ringer style.

If you have heard the Conchords sing Humans are Dead, you may be familiar with their binary solo, which I turned into some What the Folk! shirts. One of the shirt designs has the actual binary solo (0000001, 00000011) on the back. The other has “Flight of the Conchords” written in Binary. Amazing!

Now, the even more amazing thing is that last month Spreadshirt began what they are calling their “Design of the Month”. They have moved into a new building, they have a kiosk set up in the entry way, and they wanted to decorate it with the most popular tshirts from the proceeding month.

Well what do you know. Our “Bit of an Arty Effort Tee” was the most popular design and won the Design of the Month award. That’s right. I, with no design talent whatsoever, won a design award!

Ha!

So, if you’re interested in finding out more about the Flight of the Conchords, you know where to go.

I don’t think it’s too bad. Anyone want to design me a better one?

How about giving me some constructive criticism?

An Open Letter to Subway

My favourite comic these days (other than Lolcats) is xkcd.

A few of my favourites:

Read the archive!

Buy a shirt!

Say no to velociraptors!

It’s a bit useless though when you don’t have any friends.

If anybody wants an invite, send me an email: daniel.marks@gmail.com